Women drivers, amirite?

I'll buy a copy if he beats Peter King in the half-marathon next week

I applaud Rainey for successfully using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system

Best show I saw was Phish 12/30/97. Second set ended at midnight so since they already incurred the late charge they played til 12:30.

Pitino later claimed that he lasted only 11 seconds in honor of his late brother in law and thinks that everybody needs to have a little more perspective

But Mort confirmed everything that Schad was reporting

Well if the loan can be paid back in towels that one masturbates into, I don't think Eddy Will have any problem repaying it

That's what he gets for going to the sports fella for his sports info

I find that most quidditch players tend to be nerds and lack basic social skills

@Hatey McLife: It'll get really weird when Salisbury shows up ask if anyone wants to see pictures of his baby

I guess the lesson to be learned from this is to never hire a female manager

Cezar was only 10 days from retirement

Do impress your barely legal girlfriend by being able to make breakfast in the morning.

sportsguy33 (3/15/10 at 11:41PM)

Real shame that the promotional copy wasn't that good because usually Reilly's writing is hotter than shrimp vindaloo

...remember to stop leaving my name on rambling voicemails to women I meet in bars.

"No one wants death, but we all want the athletes to risk it."

Well If Arielle would like to get out of the attic, I've got a great windowless shed in my backyard I'd like to show her

"...without much of a resume outside of the adult film industry"

Sounds like she's going for the WHORTY