Holden Caufield is impressed by Eric Green's treatment of this phony

Originally Orton claimed that it was self-defense as he was worried about the child's retard strength

"His criminal record: molesting the coach, when she was a high school student 25 years his junior."

By keeping it unloaded it is lighter and better for pistol whippin

That can't be Tiger, my dad told me he got an e-mail from someone in the know that Tiger is in AZ getting plastic surgery

Might not be the best idea as Rex is easily mistaken for a beached whale when he's that close to the ocean because he's fat you see.

I hope that Ozzie Conseco apologizes to the pitchers that he accumulated his 13 career hits against also

Ralph Wilson just wanted to try out some Cialis that was included as part of the sponsorship deal

"There's not too many fat guys that are coaches," he said in 2007. "

If any blogs are giving you problems, I got the name of a good chewish lawyer for you

Coach Bort had a texting problem also to the staff of the Itchy and Scratchy land souvenir shop asking when they'll get more vanity license plates

"all persons seeking to release a sex tape...must sign a consent indicating that they are of age and not technically retarded."

This could have been avoided if Frankford just used the secret tunnel from the Holiday Inn

I guess Coach Orgeron got his first taste of Hollywood during the Blind Side and wanted some more

I guess his grad student in Malibu just got accepted into the PHD program at UW

So I was pretty drunk when I came home and decided I needed to rub one out. Needless to say, I passed out while at half-mast on the couch. Wake up in the morning to find most of my family looking at me in disgust with the scenes menu for Cum in my Ass, not my face playing.

The full headline is actually Buffalo Fans Want Bill Cowher, elastic waistband on pants

Alomar then went on to say that he blames Hirschbeck's dead son

Better SNL skit: Schmitt's Gay or Ace and Gary?

So I take it Ovie Mughelli likes to work out at the YMCA in the offseason