This is the Best Speed Skating Photo of All Time

Dick Vitale is a putz, baby!

Sick burn.

I know and you're right, if we know someone has 10 6 then yes it is the nuts, which is exactly what he was saying. It was just a semantics thing in my head.

10 6 isn't the nuts with a flop of 10 10 6. 10 10 would be the nuts. Just saying.

The low-hanging angle

Batshit. The word you were looking for was "batshit".

+as many as you can handle at one time

Robin Lopez has some mysterious beef

"J.R.Smith fails" Stop; stop right there.

Yeah maybe Maddux didn't take steroids but he did wear glasses. Performance enhancing eyewear is still performance enhancing. Cheater.

[Insert obligatory Lance Armstrong joke here]

"Tim Murphy had sex with my prom date."

Hundreds of angry fans who hadn't received their packages

So since it's a Green Bay game, hide behind anyone?

I love the looks of pity from the guys getting posterized - "oh they're Bills fans; poor bastards, let 'em have this".

Sorry, let me try to make my point again - wait, you've already made it for me.

"I have gay family members that I love and support. In fact, I love and support them so much, I've purchased each of them tickets to an all inclusive island vacation. Don't forget your sunscreen guys!"

But then how will you know about the 37 Ways That Harry Styles Making Faces at Cats is What You Want and Need This Holiday Season?

Fuck Your Tundra!