Archives are there for a reason.

you had everything you needed to work with, and still missed the context. Remember, not everyone is as drunk as you are.

Tuh-tuh-tuh, Tennessee !!

“Oh, it’s a man”

I was in Day 9 of a 57-day stint in the Las Vegas city jail... waiting for, well, this (now that i’ve found it)

/Double-checks OP’s screen name

pilight starring in “The Longest Reach”

I wasn’t arguing with you (or disputing your claim), just illustrating how difficult that would be to make happen

I have no clue.

You realize that the 90% most mundane Jalopnik posts get 340+ comments, and the 90% most inspired Deadspin posts get 280 comments ...

I blame the janitors.

Kick out a boy-girl-boy streak in just under 4 years, get the boys super invested in hockey and let the rest take care of it itself.

Natty Light in a pre-made “Green” version that didn’t sell on St. Patrick's Day

It’s a great thing. Is there a bar in between?

As the first to acknowledge this take (no replies, no stars) in more than 8 days... I also ceremoniously take a dump on it.

You’d be better served (credibility-wise) putting that disclaimer in front of every single comment you make, on this site, ever.

>64 people (including OP) are ignorant of the fact that Leinart’s USC career was separate from, and prior to, Sanchez’s. You all fail.

c’mon now... You’re good enough at constructing a sentence, and you (likely) found your way here on your own accord; surely you can grasp the most basic of philosophies behind “professional sports”?

...than you are in making a meaningful contribution

Reading your comment on the “other website” was probably a bigger waste of time than this one... I’ll save myself the tragedy