Dead before the prime of its life? How appropriate

White what?

You have no contextual (or conceptual) basis for this all-caps “rant”... Fuck off, all the way around the block and back.

There was a time when you were better than this

+1 definition of “wherefore”

Did 1995/6 happen ?

If this was a Deadspin post, you would have the most stars.

You missed that?

+1 poster hanging in my 7th grade history classroom

Christianity vs. Judaism is at least... well... we’ll say 2,041 years in the making (assuming Jesus was the founding member of the Forever 27 Club).

Quick, a +1 now before the pickle jokes come flooding

(Crowd, in unison):

Wrong!

Hope you’re in charge of nothing, ever.

This opinion sucks, and you suck for taking the time to offer it.

-1 missed lay-up

We just knew that, somehow, this was about you.

One of my roommates is an Italian non-practicing Catholic from Philly, who gave up alcohol and gambling for Lent (we live in Las Vegas).

If the seat belt was not fastened, the impact would have a much higher chance of causing sufficient injury to cause his death. It’s not that hard to figure out.

Aficionado would like a (different) word with you.