As phrases and/or concepts... “Inside-the-park” and “grand slam” go together like Raysism and witty, thought-provoking commentary.

What an episode of television we got, which introduced your character... My all time favorite series finale.

LaDanian?

You do, indeed, suck.

Cutler is a better QB than Luckett or McMahon ever were...

... I was closing out my shift today at 8am (yeah, 24-hour CITY!) and was gifted this most awkward conversation pause; 2 co-workers trying to talk shit about How Crazy Minnesota People Are. Exhibit #1: Florida. Exhibit #2: Ohio.

/chants “SKY ‘U’ MAH!” for no apparent reason

My “tapestry" has survived 2 years of college, and ten address changes over three states since. I'm 38

Good God Almighty... Can we please start talking about Suzy Kolber’s reverse hair tribute to Shelley Smith already ???

No.

The best part about “this might be a dumb question” is, it’s always a Ridiculously Stupid Question that can be looked up and answered in less time on Google — as it took just to type out the Ridiculously Stupid Question in the first place.

Everything about this fake field goal, besides Notre Dame being the team to execute it, is great.

Road Rige is generally harmless.

Ask G. W. Bush

You tried.

Nope.

...must have had a huge guild raid on queue, or else you would have emphasized your caps KNEW better than with just caps I on both sides. JEEBUZ.

Where is the real identity of this e-mailer

My 100th star for you

You HAVE TO meet up with me next time you’re in Las Vegas.