Your parents obviously sucked. Perhaps the family dynamic caused the extended relatives to fall in line... More context please?

You have zero stars in 2 hours.

Nobody noticed that Dallas plays the Saints in Week 4, and the Patriots are on their Bye week.

I was one of two (Maybe 3) guys in a total h.s. class of 315 who was: accepted into the “jock” group, above-average in talent, and... just left the football program for good after the 8th grade. In 7th & 8th we had enough for 6 teams, who’d play only vs each other, as our entire schedule. Saw enough up close. Found…

What happened to ‘anything goes’, ‘low-hanging fruit’ and all that in the comment sections? I mean, besides the fact that you did what any number of people (5, guessing by the current star tally) wanted to do; are all the rest of you brand new to this site?!?!!1

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DUAN 2:22pm??!?

People with my level of OCD have an ingrown set of these; most un-wanted, some maybe even relished; we do get the chance to set ourselves up for either every so often...

My recently former roommate, born in Mass., but lived his whole life in Florida and W.Va... Going ape-shit 4 minutes after this post.

You couldn’t have missed the point further.

...and there’s a “WingDings” punch line coming up at some point

Not irrational, sir.

Are you 8?

An absolute minimum of TWICE a day!!

As a born and raised Minnesotan permanently transplanted to Las Vegas... +all the lakes

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“Change makes me uncomfortable” : “Pussification of America” :: Pot : Kettle

Fine form. +1

You know absolutely nothing about the commenter you replied to, and the original poster.

“looked like a a shitty high school arena in Michigan”