Oh no, it will be torn off (and not just the dentist’s home address)

Hello, Boutros Boutros-Ghali !!

What's your first language?

"Bill Don't Lie" is a socially and VERY legally acceptable, while also Non-Infringing take on "Ball Don't Lie", of which Yahoo! Sports has ZERO recourse — If they would even consider spending ONE hour of attorney fees in prep work.

If you bet on a favorite, that team has to win by greater than the margin. Sometimes margins are set to a XX.50 total purely to prevent a "push", or merely returning all wagers... But at a 5 point margin that's exactly what they were looking at.

Parent(s) can't stay to watch?

WrestleMania match outcomes are most often "determined" between a few hours, up to a literal few minutes, beforehand - which is why certain betting sites set odds and take wagers on these (and NO other WWE) matches.

Vegas here.

funny how re-signing, and resigning, can look so similar and yet mean the exact opposite. I wonder if you can tell the difference.

How many out of 100 DirecTV subscribers know that the El Ray Network is on channel 341?

+1 other person who reads Deadspin, AND appreciates Bridges To Babylon.

if you watched this video on a cell phone, held vertically, the picture filled the screen 100%. No issue at all.

... But not "Ape-shit" enough.

Fix this STAT

I love where you were going with this... And I loved the twist even more.

The ONLY thing missing from a true transcendental work of art:

"Il faut 100 des photos dans son français caméra"

ROFL @ "Cubicle"

but you... read... the article... And commented on it when finished...

"Tarheel Alumni" you clown