Nope. Not like that at all.

Yeah, I was wondering if I could actually comment without watching the damn thing; your bravery is commendable. I always wondered where and when Drew's USC-hate started... this doesn't help.

WOW! WE NEED THAT VIDEO !!!1!

When a thread goes from comedy gold to the dumps —

Exactly. Notice the file transfer had already taken place before the jab / question.

The whole "[adjective]" WHAT??!?

Your premise couldn't be more flawed — OVER 95% of the Nebraska fan base living in California is "fair-weathered".

Could you do better? Maybe. Should you do better? Abso-fucking-lutely.

"Well, our tipster was particularly exercised by"

Really weak post here... Far below your usual fare (Filet, over raththam poriyal) and lifestyle (abstinence, over post-sex ritual AIDS-removal ceremonies).

Especially if you are white and slightly over-weight in Kansas City... It's the relative equivalent of being slim, scruffy, black and agitated in South Central L.A.

You got some more?? We can't wait!

You can only get electrocuted once... DUMBASS.

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Dark Blue #3 jersey is the Absolute Hero of this entire clip — he had the presence of mind to film an alternate angle, IN HORIZONTAL CAMERA FRAME

Thanks for stopping. Lates!

I have a specific scenario that I'd like your advice on — purely on its own terms, no "substitute for therapy" type thing, just because you wrote what you wrote, and I wrote what I wrote, etc. Would you PM me if this is OK? Light-hearted and not time-consuming, I promise.

"She didn't come over to say bye."

No shit. Since nobody has replied yet (and I would have anyway), THANK YOU for sharing. This is Top-5 potential, I say you could easily have beaten 2 or 3 of them without looking back.