I'm a Dodgers fan, had the ending spoiled by the Deadspin headline, so when I got home from work (5am Pacific) before starting the LA-CIN game on MLB.tv, I ffw'd to the top of the 8th and watched Petit's last 2 innings... Maybe something about knowing what was happening but probably not - I got choked up. I'll always…

I'm a Dodgers fan, had the ending spoiled by the Deadspin headline, so when I got home from work (5am Pacific) before starting the LA-CIN game on MLB.tv, I ffw'd to the top of the 8th and watched Petit's last 2 innings... Maybe something about knowing what was happening but probably not - I got choked up. I'll always…

"Rudy was OffsideSSSSSSS??!!??

I stopped reading (and taking you seriously) after realizing that first three guys you mentioned went to NEITHER Penn State, NOR Iowa... Did you mean to reply to a comment on the MMAJunkie message board, but accidentally opened a reply here, copied & pasted it, gave a "fuck-all" and hit Submit ANYWAY?!??

Morrison: "More documented Speed, I Demand!"

You were in the USTA Under-14 Female Championships eight years ago, so you're maybe above age now? "Allez" with me to the bar, you tennis chicks are so irresistible!!

Sean Taylor's murderers have STILL not been brought to trial, through a minimum of SIX postponements, lawyer firings, etc.

And Drew missed a big "Why The Redskins Suck", from the Sean Taylor Wikipedia page:

From the FedExField Wikipedia page:

Yep, I read that comment in "The Town"-voice, too.

Are you the most negative and pessimistic guy you know?

Marvelous.
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Ah... So all that work you did to set yourself up as the "Lincoln Lawyer"... And now to find out that you're a 28-year old scab??

Three straight, okay, if you consider the space between #1-#4 as enough time to rear a newborn into college.

Now THIS is a comment I could chew on for a disproportionally long amount of time.

Fuck you and your "I only get this" reference which is bare-threaded, to say the least.

"Yellow Death" is Kraft Mac & Cheese in the (64-cent) box. How has NOBODY yet mentioned this.

Hit the sweet spot
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