Vanderbilt is ranked so much higher than the Minnesota Golden Gophers that I just - can't —

Jeebuz... TL;DR

Oh good God no!

Sam Boyd Stadium pales in comparison to the Mirage parking garage, taking ease of access and most-likely life circumstances into play

Brand new game of 1/2 No limit Texas Hold 'em, starting on table 5...

...Proving you can't use a 10-foot ladder in a crawl space.

You must be an Evangelical !!!1!

There's just nothing to add here...

If you're reaching that far... It could just as easily be a Jeep Cherokee

Questions, meet answers.

Time for your nap. Try again after you get your "vitamins"

+0.28 (% body fat)

Blah blah yawn vomit.

"Bryan Daniels... WHO DAT??!!??"

If MLB.TV doesn't report it in the daily "Game Recap" section...

Rex. You need to look Fat again.

No lie... And I am "looking at things positively"...

Completely different realm of fuck-up-edness...

EVERYONE in the Tampa metro area sucked (a deep breath) at the precise timing to keep that ball in the park...