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Levels... Levels.

This post is dying for a "I Like Cheap Beer" reply ...

Here's one - 10:30pm, Cinco de Mayo, hour 3 of a combined coke session / "all-night study" for 2 Junior final exams at a PAC-10 school (1999!!! It will ALWAYS BE TEN) and my friend's apartment is robbed. We suffer what one would call 3-on-a-10-point-scale knife wounds to our midsections... Taken by a friend to LA…

I laugh while my liver shudders at this news... Bud Ice (5.5% ABV), King Cobra (6.0%) and Steel Reserve (8.1% !!) is THE LIST of 99-cents-per-24 oz. can beer available virtually every convenience store or gas station in the "Southern Nevada Metropolitan Area". (Get a map.)

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Never touched that game, thankyouverymuch...

Stop, now, while the sun still hangs lazily over the Southern Nevada basin...

I will "diffuse" my focus away from two very close calls...

Shitty story, no context, no climax.

Shall I (she) suck your (his) crank?

He did NOT need to borrow a Del Mar pencil at the ticket counter.

There's just no good material to be had from this story.

In the same way 720-degrees equals zero, you get this +0.215

yawn... -0.725

Please help me with a (iPhone 4, Safari) Google black hole!!

It is a damn shame this slipped under the radar last night.

NEVER ENOUGH Pat Summit material, you magnificent bastard.

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Next time you get a pearl of wisdom such as this, hold your head under the sink: Goddamn