Completely different realm of fuck-up-edness...

EVERYONE in the Tampa metro area sucked (a deep breath) at the precise timing to keep that ball in the park...

Wikipedia, slash, Johns Hopkins

Levels... Levels.

This post is dying for a "I Like Cheap Beer" reply ...

Here's one - 10:30pm, Cinco de Mayo, hour 3 of a combined coke session / "all-night study" for 2 Junior final exams at a PAC-10 school (1999!!! It will ALWAYS BE TEN) and my friend's apartment is robbed. We suffer what one would call 3-on-a-10-point-scale knife wounds to our midsections... Taken by a friend to LA…

I laugh while my liver shudders at this news... Bud Ice (5.5% ABV), King Cobra (6.0%) and Steel Reserve (8.1% !!) is THE LIST of 99-cents-per-24 oz. can beer available virtually every convenience store or gas station in the "Southern Nevada Metropolitan Area". (Get a map.)

Promote this NOW

Never touched that game, thankyouverymuch...

Stop, now, while the sun still hangs lazily over the Southern Nevada basin...

I will "diffuse" my focus away from two very close calls...

Shitty story, no context, no climax.

Shall I (she) suck your (his) crank?

He did NOT need to borrow a Del Mar pencil at the ticket counter.

There's just no good material to be had from this story.

In the same way 720-degrees equals zero, you get this +0.215

yawn... -0.725

Please help me with a (iPhone 4, Safari) Google black hole!!

It is a damn shame this slipped under the radar last night.

NEVER ENOUGH Pat Summit material, you magnificent bastard.