"I don't have an axe to grind with you, but" —

Freak-out moment:

Two things, actually - if you can't make out the box score.

They sure had a strong turn-out on Las Vegas Blvd. for the annual New Year's Eve fireworks show... Hmmm...

Top-shelf this comment!!1!!1!

+1

The wind, sir. The wind.

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Graduating high school (from suburban Minneapois) a virgin set me up for a disastrous college experience with the ladies (at glitzy, glamorous USC no less). Didn't lose my virginity until AFTER graduating AND moving back home. Oh yeah, and I moved back home. FML.

"Without bias"? Naw man, it's "without access or discretion".

but your comment is void of insight

Unabashedly — despite his history of decisions made, and not made — there's something about listening to him give a speech (tone of voice? method of delivery?) that just makes me want to believe every word that comes out of his fork-tongued mouth. He would have been Minnesota's second Senator (along side Al Franken)…

No; can you recall Johnny Flynn's NBA career? Did you read the entire paragraph? Did you read the entire SENTENCE?

i was still living in MN when he was hired, and I have to admit I was enamored by the way he endured the local talk-radio "shit storm" on the way in... Just couldn't talk his way through all the goof-ups.

#Toolazytoconstructarealjoke

Meh... You're normally on top of the game, but today you need a nap & hit the reset-button.

-2 twenty-minute halves

@DS_EmmaCarmichael RT @Raysism "Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. You're all (the way) great(ly abhorred by the community at large, but Kinja has no way of stopping you)."

How eerily appropriate - I was just cracking the top off my 7th Blue Moon while clicking on your reply! I'm 36 now... But in 1998, the second-ever car I owned a 1964 Dodge Dart sedan; push-button transmission on the dash, Slant-6 engine, dual bench seats, the whole nine... And it was a Texas car transplanted to L.A. —…

Well... I was referring to everyone being long gone when I'm ready to "Up All Night" in Las Vegas — but...