Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

I’m trying to make an analogy to the time a classmate in high school stole the biology teacher’s calculator and got caught and suspended when he attempted to sell it back to him, but I’m not finding the angle.

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

how dare you raise your voice at me after all this time, buster. If you think riley wasn’t behind wades recruitment of LeBron and bosh in 2010 (of which I am still proud), I have a bridge to sell you. Also, the new rules include players, unless I’m reading the article wrong. Stick to song brackets

Hated Interstellar. Nolan took criticism of his films being cold personally, and placed “the power of love” trope that ruined the film.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

The rat represent obviousness- Ralph Wiggum 

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

Yeah Netflix probably should’ve just done that.

Hey Shane. I know you created a burner account to comment on that other A.V. Club story on you. I want you to know that I’m Chinese, and I think the things you said about my people and my culture are really, really shitty.

Also, like, what he said wasn’t really jokes? Like, the punchlines were literally “I think Asian accents are funny” and “Pagodas are ugly”.

“I was a comedian who was funny enough to get SNL. That can’t be taken away.”

I think comedy ages worse than just about every other genre of entertainment, and that’s something to keep in mind.

The irony is that if this loser had never been cast on SNL, most people wouldn’t have known he’s a bigoted idiot. So now he’s probably going to lose a lot of work because his bad reputation is nationwide.

and somehow, these people will never see the irony in how they accuse other people of thinking they’re “entitled” to things.

In the 80s office hockey pool era, Wayne Gretzky was so transcendent, would give one team such an unfair advantage that a rule was generally used where you couldn’t draft Wayne as a player, for his total points, but rather would have to select either Wayne Gretzky’s Assists or Wayne Gretzky’s Goals. Eventually, we did…

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…