Haha, thanks Average Dumbfuck!

They’re also calling every professional athlete in North America a pussy.

Bloggers who grew up in Swampscott, MA (median income of $84,174) are the last people who should be calling anyone a pussy

“Unions are for pussies” says man who enjoys 8-hour workday, weekends, paid vacation time and not worrying about exploitative child labor.

That is simply the nature of all historical record. Do you, for example, accept that Alexander the Great existed? Because you certainly cannot pull a book physically contemporary of him and read it. You can find copies of writings of near contemporaries and you can find extensive oral history of him popping up all…

You sound like one of those flat-earther and anti-vax people. Despite hundreds of experts who have spent their life devoted to their field telling you one thing, somehow their expertise isn’t good enough for you. Which means that you either have an inflated view of your own knowledge, or you should have become a…

The word “hero” gets tossed around a lot, but ...

I feel there should be a whole line of Cleveland-themed variations.  The Cleveland Zoo, for example, could add to the Steamer by having the recipient fling it back to their partner. 

Michelangelo, you’ve had a good run, but get the fuck out. This is going on the Sistine Chapel now.

A “shelled” pistachio means it has the shell removed. In yet another inexplicable quirk of the English language, to “shell”, verb, means to remove the shell from a nut, seed or pod. So perhaps his girlfriend assumed the shell had already been removed if he was referring to them as “shelled pistachio”?

This picture needs to be included in every Cleveland Browns post. 

The Clevelander sounds like it would still be awful, but maybe with a touch of class too.  Like wearing a tuxedo while shitting on someones chest.

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

How the hell have I never seen that before.

Cleveland fans have been so deluded by a single Cavs title — the result of a once-in-a-generation level hometown talent committing an act of charity that would have made Jesus blush — that the Browns trying to replicate that model. But the moral they took from the story wasn’t finding a “once-in-a-generation level…

God damn it’s like I’m staring into the sun. 

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

You should be aware that Simmons can’t really make a statement until the company, as a whole, responds to the request. Making any statement about the union’s request for recognition could be a potential unfair labor practice, particularly if any part of that statement could be construed as an attempt to interfere with…

“the establishment of a 401k program”