Hey, kudos to both Robbie Amell and Italia Ricci for being good sports about the whole thing.

WiFi limits help, but unlimited data plans and tethering means the most dedicated squatter can still squat. Blocking outlets just pisses people off, and some of us are good about bringing extension cords to coffee shops.

My suggestion:

Mr. BK has been known to almost lose his shit when someone opens their phone during a movie. If I see a phone light up, I try to get in there with a stern, “Please turn that off” before he manages to go, “TURN THAT FUCKING THING OFF!”

“Not all FOX viewers are racist”

You ever see him back up all his schoolyard pranks with substance?

This seems personal to you...TRISTAN THOMPSON!

I assure you, Draymond would have thrived in the “Dirty” NBA you’re describing. It would not have the effect you think it would.

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

When you’re a 35 year old former first option, you have to make the choice between being an Iverson or a Vince Carter. 

Look, I’m almost certain I wouldn’t vote for him, but he’s got the right idea on hot dogs, so he definitely isn’t a complete Empty Suit.

The 3-5 minutes I spent writing it was the highlight of my day. Which is sad for several reasons. 

Yeah, he didn’t commit, he wimped out, and tragically, with his own foot, pushed away the only cushioning between his fat ass and the ground.  Author of his own misery, he is.

My workplace this time of year is extremely slow, and these WYTS installments have meant all the world to me (at least from 2:30 to 3:00 in the afternoon, anyway). This has been the best installment yet. Bills fans, you have earned a tip of my disgusting Detroit Tigers baseball cap that hasn’t been washed in two years…

The 3D barcode on NFL tickets now is dynamic - it changes every 15-60 seconds so you can’t screenshot the ticket to make it work at the gate, unless you do it within the 15 second window...

She’s asked if we can go to another game. I don’t know whether to be happy she likes football or worried she wants to be a Bills fan.

FDR to Hirohito, 1942.

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…