Oh man. A few years back one of our sales guys got in a huge, ugly blowout with his wife when he *thought* he was on mute during a full-team virtual meeting.

This is huge. I can now honestly say I have a major league pitching arm.

That was my favorite line too, well done. 

I live close to two nationally-recognized pizza joints and a ton of other quality pizza and they’re all very good but Pizza Hut is the fucking bomb and I don’t apologize for that either. 

I’ve gone so far as to research email addresses of owners of businesses who fuck me over like that. A well-worded and appropriately vaguely threatening Executive Email Carpet Bomb can go a VERY long way.

Two.

Wait a second. Garfield eating all the pizza in town is a supply chain and inventory problem, but he has Odie building an oven as some kind of solution? This isn’t some production capacity issue. If he wants to help, Garfield needs to get Odie out there forming strategic relationships with farms and ranches in a…

And so KD’s heel turn comes to an end with a heel turn.

Frito Lay has literally re-engineered the shape of the salt molecule (use your Google). This is not ‘a pinch of this, a pinch of that’ cooking.

Every time I get my meal fucked up, I ask the server to tell me how they intend to make it right. And if I don’t like their offer, I deal with it there in the moment.

Piling on to my own comment...I remember hearing/reading that Doritos had patented some variations on the salt molecule, variations that exhibited a greater addictive response.

Nope. Reading the article would have told you that’s not the case, but here’s another well-researched article that echoes that it’s not just the calories and fat, but an extensive study of how flavors are perceived by humans, that drives Doritos addictiveness.

I agree with this conclusion but don’t quite co-sign the ‘just’ descriptor at the end - to me, the idea that these foods are chemically engineered to maximize their addictive qualities is exactly the issue, and this study is an important step toward widespread recognition of that fact.

what’s number one on that list?

‘Blob.core’ sounds like a new trend amongst the youth that I want no part of.

True shooting %/effective FG % definitely needs to show up more often.

Queueing up and taking passengers in turn at a given location...brilliant!

Aw fuck, that everything-you-love-destroying earthquake threat hanging over the PNW freaks me the fuck out, don’t randomly reference it like that.

I wonder if he’s a coach’s kid?

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.