Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Reasonable take that requires assuming that football coaches are smart, or at least capable of rational self-interest.

I need this kind of tough love in my life.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Computers can totally handle the ball and strike calls, but it’s their AI’s inability to manufacture sufficiently batshit insane petty grudges that’s holding back the robot umpiring revolution.

Poise pollution. 

He likes football as a friend but doesn’t LIKE-like it, you know? Like, he doesn’t want to go with football to Kaitlyn-with-a-K’s party because he’s going with Catelynn-with-a-C, but he’s not going to be mad if he sees football there, he hopes they can be chill. 

It really felt like Osaka threw the game to Serena right after she was awarded one on penalty. She couldn’t be too blatant because Tennis Rules but it sure seemed that she was trying to even it out after the BS ruling.

So instead of ‘Stats by Lopez,’ I first read his website as rhyming with ‘Gatsby,’ like he nicknamed himself ‘Statsby’ because of his lavish and luxurious Excel sessions. I’m sticking with it.

-10 Deadspin points to me for forgetting about Dez Caught It. But first time I’ve heard the Fail Mary framed through Tate. 

So it looks like Myles Jack Wasn’t Down will be A Thing for a very long time. And this Hokie will go to his grave knowing that Danny Coale Caught That Ball.

Being alt-right is the new punk for lots of youngs. It’s edgy, it’s underground, makes the olds mad, isn’t what ‘they’ want you to hear.

Ben, ya gotta start doing some work on yourself. 

How did you end up in the grey?

The best part of the original Pyramid final round was when Dick Clark would come over at the end and show off the clues he came up with for the answer that was stumping everyone.

There are a FEW STYLISTIC TOUCHES missing for that to be Drew.

Tying everything to graduation confers even more power (vastly more) on the entrenched university power structure. Athletes should be paid for their being good and enjoyable athletes, not for appeasing academic administrators. I hate this idea very much.

Also, talking about him so much for so long makes you forget that his last name is literally ‘Poo holes.’

I don’t WANT to be super honest with my co-workers. I want to do the job I’m paid to do, and then go home to be super honest with my family and friends.

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