I read Mike’s letter three times and I still can’t understand his confusion, much less his anger. Maybe switch to decaf there, buddy.

On schedule!

Let’s quarantine them, Baylor and Penn State into their own shitty little rapey conference.

You do realize this is a pop culture site right?

These brand-confusion cases inevitably hinge on how the judge interprets the landmark Famous Ray v. Famous Original Ray ruling.

I don’t get why people hate on Sean McDonough’s voice cracks, I think they’re delightful.

No that’s the same as being a military brat.

Well now the goalposts are moving....15-20 teams is way more than a couple tire-kicks, and whether or not Brady would reciprocate the interest is a moot point.

Brady would have at least 25 teams calling as well. Point taken that Belichick has a longer potential career to go, but interest in either of them at this moment in time would be sky-motherfucking-high.

[pushes through door breathlessly]

Damn, that’s some perspective. A rapist, sure, we can survive that. People survive rapes pretty often.

I really like that “Fire and the Flood” song he does.

I totally get this. Thinking I saw Ricardo Lockette die on the field in the Seahawks-Cowboys game a couple years ago started me down this same path. My football consumption is down 90%+ since.

HEY...goatees aren’t necessarily awful.

Blazers were favored by 6.5.

Tom Izzo’s use of “compliance girl”suggests that he takes this all very, very seriously.

Someone once said, “People ask, why would Bill Clinton risk all of his power just to have sex with an intern? They don’t understand why men seek power. The real question is, why would Bill Clinton go through all the trouble of attaining power if not to have sex with an intern?”

“Uh-huh, uh-huh. And why is it different?”

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

He doesn’t even fucking know.