No that’s the same as being a military brat.

Well now the goalposts are moving....15-20 teams is way more than a couple tire-kicks, and whether or not Brady would reciprocate the interest is a moot point.

Brady would have at least 25 teams calling as well. Point taken that Belichick has a longer potential career to go, but interest in either of them at this moment in time would be sky-motherfucking-high.

where did the asians come from tho

[pushes through door breathlessly]

Damn, that’s some perspective. A rapist, sure, we can survive that. People survive rapes pretty often.

I really like that “Fire and the Flood” song he does.

I totally get this. Thinking I saw Ricardo Lockette die on the field in the Seahawks-Cowboys game a couple years ago started me down this same path. My football consumption is down 90%+ since.

HEY...goatees aren’t necessarily awful.

Blazers were favored by 6.5.

Tom Izzo’s use of “compliance girl”suggests that he takes this all very, very seriously.

Someone once said, “People ask, why would Bill Clinton risk all of his power just to have sex with an intern? They don’t understand why men seek power. The real question is, why would Bill Clinton go through all the trouble of attaining power if not to have sex with an intern?”

“Uh-huh, uh-huh. And why is it different?”

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

He doesn’t even fucking know.

Why is there only a flag function, and not also an opt-in or approval type of button on YouTube? Not the ‘like,’ but something that signals G rating, something that will enable you to (have your kid) browse within the ‘gated walls’ of content deemed unobjectionable by a certain threshold of users.

Yeah, you know, it really works. Trump is five INTs-in-a-half bad at presidenting, while Clinton would’ve given us 200 yards, 1 TD, and no picks in presiding over an unexciting but marginally effective bureaucracy that wins games 16-10.

This one works the best.

I believe that people underestimate how bad the more distant past really was and how shitty it would be to rewind an era or two. I think every one of our nation’s first 150 to 175 years, and most of the ones since, were indisputably worse than this (still undeniable shitshow of a) year.

It’s a floor cleaner AND a dessert topping.