I’ve actually been using it as a generic ‘Serbian guy’ name, it’s only in this article that I found out he’s a real person.

So in other words, only when you bypass the US and play in a socialist republic for a few years are you able to extract the full value of your labor from the billionaire class.

I feel like I’ve seen this prankster’s work before...

Chicago was already enamored with Kris Dunn in last year’s draft and clearly sees him as a star-potential PG; add in what they see as a quality young swing with great defensive ability and 18-20ppg upside on offense (LaVine) and a prototypical stretch 4 for the modern NBA (Markannen) and you can tell yourself, hey I…

My wife and I always fuel up at half a tank, but that’s because I’m just a little paranoid about earthquakes. I always want enough gas to, if not get out of town completely, at least charge up our devices and kick out heat or cool for a few minutes at a time while we’re stuck.

Wow, an infinite K-BB ratio undersold as 50.0. You’d think the so-called “best fans in baseball” would’ve gotten the rulebook to accommodate cardinal numbers by now.

Now I’m caught in a thought experiment of what the Mt Rushmore of Simmons’ Mt Rushmores would look like.

We have both a shit-ton of hand-scraping and a concentration of lead like you wouldn’t believe. (They use a swab that turns shades of red to test for lead and ours looked like a lit cigarette within thirty seconds. The inspector, in real time, texted a picture of it to his inspector friends because he didn’t think…

As a Detroit-based sweat mop specialist, though, I’m super excited.

Yeah 110 years old for mine, modest sized bungalow, but had to shop around for someone to do the paint for under 15K this summer. First estimate was fifty-three thousand goddamn dollars.

Just because a business isn’t profitable doesn’t mean there’s no value in running it. For instance, you might have prospects to become (perhaps wildly) profitable in the future. This is what people usually mean when they talk about getting businesses “to scale” - it means your costs are relatively fixed while your…

I’m actually starting to think he may not be a very good President.

YO WHERE’S PINTO AT

Hey, something like that could be on the receiver. Without being in the huddle or on the sideline, it’s hard to know where to assign blame.

Man...fuck the Cavs for not doing their part. The one solace in this shitty-ass noncompetitive playoffs has been the prospect of GSW and Cleveland rolling in to face each other at 12-0 in the rubber match of all rubber matches - but no, we can’t even have that.

This was cool and interesting. Thank you for taking the time to write it!

What if he befriends some THUGGY pit bull

100%. Baked beans for breakfast has been a revelation for me. Heinz Baked Beans are considered such an inherently British product over there, I think half the population has no idea Heinz is based in Pittsburgh.

You’re fine. By the pedantic logic you’re being subjected to, Drivers Ed isn’t necessary either because a car just runs on basic physics too. I think a reminder to middle schoolers about the applicability of physical principles to the gun they’re about to go shoot with pops is a perfectly good idea.

Maybe work the word ‘wounded’ or ‘recovering’ or something like that into the headline, Mr. Headline Guy?