My U.S. Bowling Congressperson has enticed some great alleys to move to our district and helped fund automated scorekeeping for underprivileged areas.

Used to agree. But then I found this from last February and it is maybe the most prescient thing I’ve ever read:

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“I used to go to Grateful Dead shows and ... um ... these other people ... yeah ... these other people would be wondering how long the acid would last....”

It’s like when white people complain that they’re “not allowed to say the N-word.”

For me, the biggest takeaway from this story by far is HOLY SHIT JAROMIR JAGR IS STILL PLAYING.

Wait, losing is a good thing?

Black hair has been laughed at, belittled, called gross, and considered needing to be ‘fixed’ by white folk for centuries. Good documentary called ‘Good Hair’ worth a view. I don’t think JaVale appreciated a fellow black man piling on that terrible train.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

“I have people skills, dammit!!”

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Coach: “Who owns Nickelodeon? I don’t know.”

Yeah this headline is weird; Arizona did indeed win after Hauschka missed the XP, but that just meant that Seattle lost 34-31 instead of 34-32.

“This Week’s Guide to Ignoring Ignoring the NFL”

Not sure what triggers the police to get involved but I recall Dino Ciccarrelli was once arrested after an NHL game for slapping a guy in the face with his stick on the ice.

I still root for the Seahawks and I eat Taco Bell all the time so it comes up pretty organically.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

What machines are best at is codifying the beliefs of their programmers.

Jew gotta keep your eyes up on the court.