Looks like Jacksonville fans will have to make do with an old sock like the rest of us.

Only if by "it" you mean your meth pipe.

Grantland has a nice piece on it with a useful analogy to 1968 - Kareem stayed home out of protest, John Carlos took his protest to the medal stand. Whose act do we remember? I'm not made of hero stuff, but I agree with Carlos - if you keep your opinions at home then no one hears them. You need the biggest possible…

I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day my ability to even attempt to defend what Bill Simmons has become died. I hate this day. True Boston Sports Guy fans know what I mean.

(In all seriousness, fantastic analysis. Love the leading graph. BUT IS TIM TEBOW A WINNER???)

Looks like you completely missed the point of SportsCenter, as you apparently learned nothing at all about Tim Tebow.

Man, I did not realize Reality or Satire? can be as tough as Florida or Ohio?

The NBA has put together a compilation of the year's best examples of benches losing their minds

San Diego is the worst/scariest. Feels on descent like someone can jump up from that last parking garage roof and grab the wing. I'd like to think that the airlines don't let just any pilot have a route there, it's a super narrow window that seems to take some real skill to hit.

"Oh, and they are both very, very tall."

E!! U!! O!! N!! Y!! M!!!!!!

You may know him as the guy who signed my glove at a AAA Hawaii Islanders game in 1980.

You can't point at the stock price as evidence that this shouldn't be happening. Stocks are valued based on where people think the company is going - what kind of cash flow stream it will produce into the future. If ESPN all of a sudden starts presenting a different cost picture than expected to investors, then…

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There's a serious argument to be made that the lack of trillionaires (/the presence of positive interest rates) suggests the impossibility of time travel. Or maybe the universe just fucks with time travelers that try to do that - in an alternate reality, pets.com is the dominant global retailer.

Team specific context helps to forgive the McShay/Nassib whiff - he was at least tuned im to the fact that Buffalo was going to overreach and take some third-round talent at QB.

You're on to something - that's definitely some kind of late 70s-early 80s Photoshopping going on there.

Any NFL coach with time for Jeopardy clearly DOESN'T WANT IT BAD ENOUGH.

Hey, The Amazing Race is a quality fucking television program. Fuck you, Skipper.

Well, he clearly hates America.