There's a serious argument to be made that the lack of trillionaires (/the presence of positive interest rates) suggests the impossibility of time travel. Or maybe the universe just fucks with time travelers that try to do that - in an alternate reality, pets.com is the dominant global retailer.

Team specific context helps to forgive the McShay/Nassib whiff - he was at least tuned im to the fact that Buffalo was going to overreach and take some third-round talent at QB.

You're on to something - that's definitely some kind of late 70s-early 80s Photoshopping going on there.

Any NFL coach with time for Jeopardy clearly DOESN'T WANT IT BAD ENOUGH.

Hey, The Amazing Race is a quality fucking television program. Fuck you, Skipper.

Well, he clearly hates America.

Strong. Thanks for the smile.

Could indeed be a highly subtle bit of Spinal Tap-inspired performance art from Francona. Mad props if so.

without question was probably the right thing to do

Well, he's good at kicking it off a wall, but 'soccer' involves some running.

Always a pleasure, Mr Burneko. Is it just me and my changing preferences, or was baked ziti a heck of a lot more prevalent in restaurants 10-15 years ago?

Those rejected applicants for the Wisconsin job should've included tape of their "LET'S GO!"-shouting abilities.

Not just 'some shade of green', that particular hue of lime was hammered out for days at the negotiating table in Pretoria.

So good. Thanks Craig, thanks Emma, thanks Deadspin.

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You don't have to be Scandanavian to recognize Vikings kick ass. My guess is some guy thought it was cool, and there you go.

Yeah, still WAY too soon for jokes about that whole ice skating thing. It'll be a few more decades before this nation is ready to laugh about that. So, so tragic what happened to that poor Jeff Gilooly.

Yeah, you can almost feel the cold steel of Daulerio's gun against Koblin's temple, forcing him to write this not-at-all personal item.

'Faze.' Come on, man.

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