Yeah, we have all these unwritten rules of polite society. How about this one: If you’re in the shower room, but not actually in the shower or dripping wet or using the toilet — put some fucking underwear on, at the very least.

But what’s a “(no modifier) whisky/-ey” then? I admit it’s not my strong suit, but I do know bourbon, Scotch, etc. to some degree due to friends who are fans of those styles.

When someone orders Whiskey, what do they want? a blended Canadian? An Irish Whisky? Serious question here. I’m not allowed brown liquors anymore because reasons, blah blah blah. So my knowledge of them has disappeared like the very braincells they helped kill.

I never discuss it unless it’s people I know well, and only in private. This is not a subject about which people are rational, it is far too easy to give offence unintentionally, and in my experience people assume bad faith vastly more often than when discussing, say, religion, parenting, or other heavily laden…

There is a photo out there surreptitiously taken of an old guy bending over in front of a HAND DRYER in a gym locker room using it to dry his ass.

It is a well-established fact that once you reach a certain elderly age, you just completely run out of fucks to give.

Why not push the silly idea to the max and add Oculus Rift support?

If black people can call barbecues a “cook-out” then we all should be able to.

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

OK, it’s pretty hilarious that you think someone would call for the dissolution of the federal government out of an urge to appear more authoritarian than others. +1

The two groups’ respective theories of government share common ground roughly as thick as human hair, containing general agreement that government ought not purée babies and pretty much nothing else.

Absolutely. First of all, she’s asking him to separate her body from her whole person and evaluate it independently. That’s a bad idea. I also don’t like my husband’s feet, but I integrate them in the whole person, and I’m attracted to the whole person, so I don’t mind them. Judging individual parts is ridiculous and…

“These weren’t conversations we wanted to have, but they were necessary.”

I don’t know about AT&T, but with T-Mobile I can just move my simple card to another phone and it works.

I don’t know about AT&T, but with T-Mobile I can just move my simple card to another phone and it works.

No. A “trigger warning” means, “I am going to teach X this term, and X might be traumatizing or otherwise upsetting if you have experienced Y before.” Censorship is not bothering to teach X at all.

My take: if men get to demand that women be thin and big-boobed, then women get to want taller dudes.

Yeah, that’s basically been my experience. I’m not ridiculously shallow and only actually care about half the stuff on that list, but there are guys I’m attracted to and guys I’m not attracted to, and that doesn’t magically change if I go on enough dates with them and try to have sex with them.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOMMM.