I'm not saying she's not attractive; I'm just saying I've witnessed her instinctual behavior when confronted with a vulnerable appendage.

1. Start with this design.

I think this photo gave the right impression of the men: boring gays with bad tastes in blankets and facial hair.

Thank god. As a gay man who has lived in San Francisco for decades, it was fucking painful to see these idiots getting everything wrong. It's like they were starter gays trying on a lifestyle because they'd bought a Groupon for it.

Would be hit by it.

The fuck does it matter what my ex did for a living? Talking about exes never leads anywhere productive.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

When my wife and I got together, I made something very clear to her: I don't do questions that are actually 'tests', and I don't do 'hints' either.

Minimize and redirect. Only masochists want to really know about exes.

Do people over the age of 19 ask that question to one another?

Especially true if your new companion is asking about the appearance of your ex. That's a pretty good sign that your new companion's greatest joy in life in setting up minefields and watching people walk across them.

That goes for both sides. I don't want to hear about my wife's exes either. Unless they are shorter, fatter, less successful, couldn't get it up... you get the idea.

first of all: stop saying "my piece"; you sound like an idiot.

Talking about an ex is a total rookie mistake.

You never talk about your ex's. They ask something, tell them you don't remember and that shit didn't mean enough to want to remember. Then, change the subject back to your current SO, as she is trying to set a trap for you. It's a test. It's always a test. And failure is about 90% guaranteed.

Would you look at that, photonic drag means FTL FAS (Fast as light?) SHOULD be streamlined after all. Ok all you ugly but detailed model builders the door is over there.

While Pharrell is in his sheltered bubble talking about being a New Black, our folks are over here being subjected to New Lynchings, New Jim Crow and now New Slavery.

It isn't random at all. It is because he addresses social issues within advertisements for his company and he has come under fire for it.