That would be 1-8% of accusations that are reported to the police turn out to be false, no? So we don't know how many total accusations turn out to be false.

Don't leave a kid alone in a car.

I adore kids and have volunteer jobs working with them, but I don't want to eat near them in restaurants, either. I especially don't want to listen to them cry or hear mom repeatedly chastising Little Timmy to sit still or chew with his mouth closed.

If I could avoid having kids in neighboring booths that stand up and FUCKING STARE at you with their gross little blank sticky faces I would happily pay extra to do so. Unfortunately these tables seem to get seated once we're already happily settled and have ordered food. Ugh I really wish people would just cook for…

Legit reasons to ask to move:

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

For those replying to mesosuchus: this was cross-posted on io9, hence the complaint.

The first time Mr. Burnit and I ate at Five Guys, we did not realize how huge the orders were. We got the ones with the cajun seasoning, took them home, and fried them up with bacon and eggs the next day. Most amazing hash browns I have ever had in my life!

Damn it. Stop supporting bad science reporting!! The study has nothing to do with flatulence besides the commonality of hydrogen sulfide. The PR office at Exeter spun it this way so the AP (and places like gawker) would pick it up. These scientists never claimed nor would they ever claim that farts cure cancer. As a…

Convinced my dad to pick some up for dinner once. Told him to get three little burgers and two little fries for the three of us. Dumb sumabitch decides that doesn't sound like enough food, orders three full sized burgers, two regular fries for me and my sister and a large fries for himself.

In spite of living inSouthern California most of my life, I've never heard of Habit. I've very disappointed in my Santa Barbara family for not bringing us there.

In-N-Out forever. Except too bad their fries are literally the saddest fries in existence. But you cannot beat their burgers. A truly dedicated person would get an In-N-Out burger, McDonald's fries, and a Wendy's chocolate Frosty for the ultimate fast food triumvirate.

Hardee's is owned by Carl's Jr now (or vice versa?). I think they've divided their territory like Hellman's/Best Foods.

Regarding Wendy's...They changed their menu a few years ago and the food is shit now. That ranking is justified.

Ghostbusters 2 is, apparently, a phantom film that people believe exists, but doesn't. Like the alleged Highlander 2 and Highlander 3.

Well, the shit is really gonna hit the fan when the lovely folks over at Esquire find out that he knocked up a not-42-year-old.

Hahahaha that's fucking hilarious. Awww Angelina fangirl and hyper earnest baby feminist who thinks that criticism of anything done by a woman = sexism. Please tell me you're 19 and a woman's studies major, because if you're older and still so naive, well, I don't know what to tell you...

Hmmm. This movie might be a bit too inspirational for my tastes. But good for you, Angelina. You are clearly trying to make a prestige pic and maybe pick up a few trophies along the way. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Okay, this is a great article, but also a riot, as the guy shown meditating on the seiza bench in the photos above is actually working on the other side of the office window next to me. He wants to know why Lifehacker didn't choose the ones where he's doing full lotus.