OttoLipschitz
Otto Lipschitz
OttoLipschitz

I know I'm in the minority here, but Clarkson has bored the shit out of me for years. All that "real man" posturing in that upper class snob package makes him look like a walking racist Viagra commercial. To me, that is—I know most people like him, but as a Southerner I like my macho stereotypes to show a little

When my gf would do the dishes I would wait for her to go to sleep and then quietly rewash them because I didn't want her to feel I was judging her. And I didn't want her to think I was weird. Then one day when she caught me turning all the canned goods so the labels faced the front of the cabinet she admitted she

Sorry, I thought the point was whether she is transphobic? I don't think that's been demonstrated, and you do, and I guess your heart's in the right place, so I'm just gonna wait until I have more information and wish you, and her, and everyone here all the best! Have a star!

Yeah, except she's saying she's "blackballed" and as evidence says she didn't get a part in Lee Daniels' next film or the show he created. And she lost out on two parts to Oprah freakin' Winfrey (only possible reason is racism or something). And two years later BET fired her from her talk show.

I always feel that way about the Hasidim in south Williamsburg. How can you wear those great hats and walk around like a sourpuss? I'd be grinning like an idiot everywhere I went.

The Mayonnaise Sisters

EPIC SHOE ON HEAD

Well, maybe. But I bet if period blood came at the same volume as semen, nobody would give a shit. According to the world's most accurate encyclopedia, the ratio is about 10:1.

Volume. Chunks.

That battle was lost years ago.

Most parents were kids before the internet and haven't adjusted their understanding of the media accordingly. There are very few children today who are both old enough to be titillated by this image and unable to see much more with no difficulty.

OT but you got a hell of a name. You could be a knight with a name like that. Also, DAP? Are you kidding me?

In actuality it's not as much the farting that's the problem, cows' burping and manure contribute more methane gas than flatulence. According to researchers at New Zealand's largest Crown Research Institute, AGResearch, up to 95 percent of the emissions comes from the cow's mouth rather than its behind. It's

I used to carry around hot sauce in my bag when I lived in Massachusetts, the food was so bland