You were batting a thousand until right here.

Holy crap you have just changed my life.

If I haven't ordered yet, and there are children nearby, I will make up a reason to be reseated elsewhere. Seeing spit-covered hands dropping little slobbery pieces of cracker all over the floor and smelling poop just puts me off my food. I know this makes me a monster.

Happened to me in 2004. Visiting relatives, got something regional I hadn't had in years, whipped out my camera (remember cameras?) and took a photo, then suddenly felt pic related. NEVER AGAIN

I love that girl.

My roommate quit smoking and kept his last pack with one final cigarette in it on a shelf above his desk. It had been a talisman of his abstinence for over a year. I smoked it one night while I was drunk.

it's where she kept her cheese

Indians vary widely in skin color, and the grammar you speak of comes from ancient Indo-Aryan culture, so maybe a better description would be non-Western rather than non-white?

NEVAR FORGET

Now this is some criticism I can get behind.

Actually, it's the name of a fictional character with those attributes formed as a deliberate misspelling of "milk toast," you had it right!

There ya go, that's all it is. If the movies were good, no one would care about the gossip. I saw 27 Dresses and spent the whole time thinking someone needs to kick James Marsden in the nuts and take her book back. Then her next couple got bad reviews (really bad) and I stopped caring about her. I kinda looked down on…

You're not a dickhole. You're the whole dick.

It was a very special episode. Six got her period.

I guess you missed his entrance at the last fight.

Misunderstanding evolution and displaying the Tea Party flag makes this extra American so get bent commie!

At my local bar in New Orleans, it's common to have multiple sports on simultaneously. They play soccer, but I don't think it's because of a love of soccer, it's just that they put on whatever sport happens to be on the air at the time.

Hi, the movie is Snowpiercer. Watch it! It's good!