Now I don’t know much about Steve King but he appears to be a caricature of conservitism. Now I have read enough Stephen King to know that he is clearly being controlled by a far more cunning and insidious puppet master who I think is really Randall Flagg.

(this is 100% snark free post)

There are dozens of us!

“Live Free [from misogyny] Or Die”!

Oh shut up.

Thank you. I was torn between making a similar comment about Jowels McHaunches here, or having a rage vent about the reality we live in, and that 95% of Republicans holding office in DC are spineless, unscrupulous weasels who don’t have the moral fortitude to call Trump on all these bullshit appointees.

I mean, like. Maybe if you take a week or so, enough shit will go down that we get a new president?

And on the bar on that cake is a smaller cake depicting a Casamigos where Randy is wearing a black shirt and George is wearing a white shirt.

seriously. stop with the decorative cakes. death to fondant

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Elon, like many other big names in Silicon Valley, definitely doesn’t seem like he agrees with Trump’s politics. He’s just on the council as everyone else is because there’s this feeling of needing to foster SOME sort of connection or influence over what will ultimately be a massive train wreck with or without them.…

I just want to say, you are an impressive parent!

I tried this and it can’t handle my too thick too long hair. : (

I tried this and it can’t handle my too thick too long hair. : (

Clearly he was thinking of the world’s greatest hero and villain, Abradolf Lincler! 

Sorry! Best gossip today is that my baby is a year old. Too impatient for SNS!

David Letterman’s very funny mother died.

When you’re a Trump

Oh haha! Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me last week cited a study from the university of Helsinki that suggested that many folks believe Trump’s success is due to how good-looking he is. Paula Poundstone was a member of the panel and she was UPSET. It was a funny episode. I recommend it.

I could go for some of these