All of you have made me very happy indeed. Bless you, my dears. May the light that shines from Trogdor’s trail of burnination forever guide you. xo

The Cheat is to the limit!!

Please know how proud I am of you for this marvelous comment thread. Everybody to the limit.

Come. on. fqhwhgads.

LIGHT SWITCH RAVE!

I’m pretty much happy anytime anyone remembers Strong Bad and Homestar.

I hit 15 today. It took me around 4 months. But I also HATE working out. So this is all stopping eating cheese (sad face). Anyway. What I’m saying is that 15 in a week is insane.

She could lose another fifteen pounds if she had a colonoscopy because she’s obviously full of shit.

Abortion is not a contentious issue to the majority of Americans. Only asshole republicans

Expecting Ivanka to save you from the GOP is like expecting Cersei to save you from Joffrey.

You think Ivanka met with the PP president to discuss policy? No, she met with her to add another entry under “Bigshots I’ve Met With” in her social passport.

I have not even read the article yet but is THAT A REAL PICTURE fucking nightmare fuel omgh

Someone needs to remind Madonna that she’s about as woke as a Snorlax on quaaludes.

They’re still dating. They’re still together.

also

Don’t assumptions make an ass out of u and mptions?

I got a sneak peak at the investigation form the Arkansas GOP recommends doctors use to comply with this law:

Thank the Lord for this! Now, can someone in Arkansas finally introduce a law that forces doctors to investigate a man’s entire sexual history and determine his motives for wanting to maintain an erection for up to (but hopefully not longer than, eek!) four hours before he is permitted to get a Viagra prescription?…