Aren’t Angelina Jolie’s health scares not really health scares? For example, she had mastectomies and her ovaries removed because of having the cancer gene, means her chances can be increased, but just because you have the gene doesn’t mean it’s going to be expressed? I was talking to my gyno about this because my…

Reference to Kurtis Blow: Pump the breaks! Pump the breaks...Cause these are the breaks!

I thought it was really relaxing? Am I weird for that? My heart swelled when they cut to the sunset, thought that was neat.

His buttocks are sublime...

I thought I was done with nonsensical pun threads like this.

My personal reactions to this:

Kenya, Hawaii, Islamisbad, and California

“Dwyane.”

Think you mean ann veal

America Ferrera is very down for a third Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Signing this bill is a death sentence for Republicans.

They had 8 fucking years to get something together, and they created a 100 page document that looks like some high schooler wrote the night before their book report was due. Now they are standing in front of the class trying to persuade us they really read the…

I don’t want a stupid wall that will cost us billions or a military that tortures and takes pictures of nude female cadetes to humilliate them. I find all of those morally objectionable. WHERE IS MY HYDE AMENDMENT FOR THAT?

Delete your account.

“..pussy of steal...”

Keanu Reeves (cont.): “What I’m really saying is... please, please let me do a live action Cowboy Bebop! I really, really want to be Spike before I die!”

In Aweome Music News, Brandi Carslile is celebrating the 10 anniversary of The Story by releasing the album in covers done by everyone from Kris Kristofferson to Adele. Proceeds go to help kids in war torn areas. You can hear Dolly covering the title track (which is actually pretty perfect for Dolly) here: http://ww…

All the NOPE! Fucking gross.

The man is brilliant, of course. A baller and a scholar!