He loves her taco flavored kisses, duh!

That settles it then.

When my baby was born (not IVF, conceived spontaneously, although after 2 years of TTC “spontaneously” can bite my ass), he was a perfect little mini-me of my husb, and husb went around for WEEKS saying happily “It’s obvious who’s the father!” until I had to gently remind him that there shouldn’t actually be any doubt…

It was weird until I remembered she’s MRF.

I love my parents, but their divorce basically killed holidays for me. No matter whose house I celebrate whatever holiday in, I feel guilty and like I should be spending more time with the other one. So Angelina and Brad can suck a bag of dicks as far as I’m concerned.

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

Who remembers this one:

so god is a ginger, you’re saying

Taco that craps ice cream 2020

How do you even get yourself to the polls and vote while never having the intellectual curiosity or responsibility to get informed?

It’s not an uncommon tv trope. The Simpsons always comes to mind.

he thinks that I’m the devil.

Abolish the Electoral College.

I’d take Ozymandias fabricating an alien attack about now.

On A related note. Where did tweet beat go? I still miss it so.

This was fucking perfect. I loved the SNL performance, but her vocals were much stronger here. She was clearly nervous for SNL, and not so much here. Love. This. Woman.

Since it’s been found (yet again) that abortion very rarely causes mental health trauma, I’d imagine the GOP and anti-choicers want to get those numbers up.

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as hell. And there’s no one there to raise them. If you did.

Preference for Christmas music aside, I wish folks would be more cognizant of the fact that some of us dread the holidays. I actually like Christmas music on its own, and I’m a theater nerd who’s always down for a sing-a-long, but too often holiday music just brings up traumatic memories and makes me sad. When I’m…

This is okay with me because my Thanksgiving is at the beginning of October. :D