Goddamn Mahershala Ali needs to be in everything; that man is soooo good. I loved him as Stokes on Luke Cage so much.

Looks like we might get a...REAL TRIAL WITH J. REINHOLD. REAL TRIAL WITH J. REINHOLD. REAL TRIAL WI—you get it.

Someone check what William Hung is up to!

I saw a Tesla on Mount Washington. It was like.. Weird and amazing. Yay New Hampshire elites! (No idea where they charged it tho, because LOL wilderness of the White Mountains!)

I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant…

I dunno - if Chet/Chester is staying clean and sober and is trying to get his shit together, I don’t see a reason to continue to tear him down. Seems like he’s been a selfish douche addict for a while, which I’m sure has been a major strain on the family. Now he’s trying to be a better person - let him have that. When…

“When it’s with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense. You say something like, ‘Is that it?’ I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, ‘Aww yeah, that’s it!’ Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I’m not surprised. But I am quite sleepy”.

This is even worse than when no Isla Nublareans were cast in Jurassic Park.

You don’t need to be a Beyonce fan to love Lemondade- though it will likely turn you into one. I highly recommend watching the album movie, but if you can’t, the music is still excellent and worth just listening to the album straight through, over and over.

In Montreal today a bus crashed. But don’t worry the mayor guy (pronounced ghee because he’s French) is sending more buses!

Can’t we start the Temple of Jezebel?

That feeling when a ressurected Jesus Christ would get along better with Satanists than a good 95 percent of his own flock.

Hello Kinja this is a formal request to change the stars to pentagrams on this site. Thank you for your consideration.

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

Get a vape, eat a brownie, suck a lollipop, chew a gummy...THERE ARE ENDLESS OPTIONS LORETTA!

The Shaggy Defense doesn’t have to make sense, it just has to be repeated often enough.

Swinton’s experience of West Heath, where she was a classmate of Princess Diana, led her to setting up a liberal independent school near her home in Nairn, Scotland.

YOU DESERVE ALL THE STARS. I’ll never not star a Vincent Adultman reference.

I WENT TO PARLEEAMENT TODAY. I DID A BIGOTRY.

No doubt he’ll make a modest proposal.