McDonald’s is Eugenics? Public school are eugenics? Words do not have a meaning anymore, I’d like fish in my coffee, hat!

Tom Hanks is a national treasure, Gump accent notwithstanding.

Watching a show where the most violent and horrible people left alive are coming out on top by systematically torturing and murdering people just trying to survive? Yeah maybe too real for right now.

“My dog ate my integrity”

Look at DMX being cute. This is like finding a rare Pokemon.

i want gawker back :-(

And on that note, I’m getting my IUD this afternoon.

I’m just going to let the great President Meyer (great compared to Trump) say what needs to be said.

I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Fairly certain the thought of an interracial gay marriage would give him some sort of apoplectic seizure.

We need to stop using the term “family values.” There’s got to be something more accurate, like “retrograde hatred values.”

The law graduate in me is SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER. You can’t make legislation that is in direct contravention of the Supreme Court’s rulings just because YOU’VE decided that they don’t apply to your state!* *throws bricks, rocks, and all manner of solid, hard things*

But no, liberals were supposed to vote for who they thought was a terrible person because of other political issues.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

I thought I was approaching the point of not crying every day about the election results.. nope.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.