Did you see the pool?

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?

i can't even make it through the commercials for this show

Fuck you! I am so sick and fucking tired of assholes like you. Why don’t you come out your cowardly ass face and say what you mean. You’re a racist asshole who doesn’t see Black people as people and as such don’t care of the police act the fucking fool and brutalize them for no fucking reason. They wanted fucking…

I don’t know. I’m a white guy helping to raise a Rosemary plant. Are you saying I’m not half-delicious?

GENDER AND RACE ARE TWO PROFOUNDLY DIFFERENT CULTURAL CONSTRUCTS.

IN FAIRNESS

I was talking specifically about how she began her shame walk with the typical Cersei smirk which devolved into fear and despair, meaning the expressions on Lena Headley’s face, with no dialog, not how her boobs looked.

Sometimes I think “Clone High” was a dream I had since so few people seem to remember it. Your comment makes me so happy.

STAMOS!

He’s still better than Scudworth...

Well I guess we had tablescapes at ours...but they were hand-made diorama-type scenes of our favorite graphic novel. We made the characters out of colored clay and then fashioned landscapes out of paper maché and then put in live plants. They were built on small lazy susans so people could rotate the scenes. We even…

DON’T SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR DRONES

Well, Lena Dunham was six and did it once.

First, the obligatory “long time lurker, first time commenter.” My mind was effectively BLOWN by the Maine/Peaks connection - THE adultosaur?! MY state?!? GAH! Star struck!! I waited tables at The Big Fish Grill (RIP) and taking the ferry to work all summer was a dream.

I’ve definitely noticed a bunch of pearl clutchers around here in the past few years. And it’s getting worse. What would they think of Slut Machine at the AVN awards or Pot Psychology or Mo and the week of the lost tampons?! I know, I’m old. I miss the old Jezzie.

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

Funny, I don’t really see BU as an “East Coast ivory tower”. Always seemed to be hanging out in the shade created by looming Harvard and MIT.

Ahhhh I live half an hour from Portland. If you come home to visit I demand we set up a Jezzie Portland bar reunion!

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