Apparently they are supposed to make your mouth look more anus-like.

SoOo this cop will be punished right? Right?! Or was he in fear for his life?

What kind of nut, pardon the pun, counts calories? I mean adults should take some responsibility, eat healthy and exercise.

I count calories because I am weight training and trying to gain muscle. I am a vegetarian and if it were up to my belly I would be eating about 1400 calories/day to feel full and happy. In order gain muscle, however, I need to eat about 1800 and a much larger % of it must come from protein, which is fairly difficult…

I count calories and you don’t have to be rude about it. Maybe you don’t need to worry about calories, but I’m short and I get fat very quickly if I’m just eating random handfuls of food and hoping I burn off the excess. BTW a handful of nuts has an insane amount of calories. I eat raw almonds and nut butters but I…

Oh man, fresh raw almond milk is the bomb. Especially if you use it for cocoa in the winter.

Hey. Not cool to be shitting on gingers. Gingers are LITERALLY the BEST thing in the world. Hair colors ranked go red > black > brunette > blonde (excluding unnatural neons, because those would beat them all). This is definitive, it is a fact.

If you listen to all the things that the Christian Right claims are acts of Satan and things that Satan wants, he actually sounds like a really nice, kind person.

Actually, you’re a jerk

That is the worst cat.

who is benedict cumberbatch

I’m sure the typical 18 year old from Nowheresville, USA is not the same as international recording star 18 year-old. Taylor and Lorde have plenty in common.

She always kind of looks like that though.

She didn’t HAVE to say anything, but she “answered an audience question”, according to the article.

She was asked, point blank. She didn’t bring it up. The host asked her at the very end of the panel, and she answered honestly. She wasn’t attacking or criticizing, she gave a 10-second answer when asked a question and then moved on. Goodness gracious. I really doubt a rich as hell duchess needs the internet standing…

In her defense (not that she NEEDS ME) someone probably asked her (this looks like a Q&A) and it really doesn’t sound like she meant it to be a dis. It sounded more like an honest opinion. Then she goes on to say “why do you care what I think? I haz an old...”

A hermit that lives on stolen candy!

God, seriously though, LePage is the ABSOLUTE WORST. I don’t currently live in Maine but I grew up there and still have friends and family living in the state, and I’m not that far away (still in New England). HE IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST. GO HOME LEPAGE. Can’t believe he got reelected.

As a Mainer, this is hilarious but also PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF! Fucking LePage. I can’t believe that we had three-way vote AGAIN and that he won AGAIN. Jeeebus Christ.