“The children were reportedly evacuated from the school by police and emergency workers and taken to a nearby church to await their parents.”

Two prawns, Jack and Kristen, fell in love. One night on a date at the Sabastian’s pub, Under the Sea, the two were enjoying a briny cocktail when two sharks came in and started bullying them.

Thank you for ... saying this! I thought something was wrong my browser or speakers or something. I had high hopes when I saw the headline - womp womp.

Yes - Yoko is making sense now and jodyhighroller cracks me up.

Vincent Adultman isn't like the other men I have dated.

My husband grows his Afro out every year and it’s getting to the most impressive stage of Afro-awesomeness right now (he’ll shave it ~July). Anyway, many people have tried to touch his hair over the years, from friends to strangers to frickin’ supervisors at work when this regional manager lady told him, whilst…

But is she tho? I am pretty ambivalent about her in general but read this about a year ago b/c she references one of my bff’s wedding that we were both at :P

Tina? Lawson and/or Belcher.

Sandwiched between the Knowles goddesses/sisters is supposed to make her look foolish. I think it works.

Thank you, I will!

SERIOUSLYYYYYYY. It’s a touchy subject for me these days.

Not yet for me...see my reply to REELFASHION1STA for a run down on how TicketMaster is fucking with us.

TD Garden in Boston...I understand that since I bought the tickets through TM+ and not TM I am only eligible for a refund if the tour is cancelled. Since it’s postponed TM is like, no refunds BUT you can resell the tickets on TM+ thus garnering another fee for TM on tickets that have already been bought twice. I’m…

... wrong place to reply

Still no refund for moi...if she doesn’t officially cancel the tour I can only try and resell my tickets on TM+ (Ticketmaster’s own scalping platform) to a show that is apparently never going to happen. I’m out $130 and #bitter

I thought it was “pa-china” for a few very young years before seeing the word. Luckily my mom’s a nurse and probably never even considered using euphimisms.

Any thoughts on why no Solange?

Seriously.

Save the Empire!

Good point. I just want my money back.