Off-topic rant alert.

Seriously me too. I had this pic hanging in my locker in seventh grade and my algebra teacher was totally scandalized by it.

John Noble is definitely more of a match than the actual Angus King. Random fact: in sixth grade I sang/signed in sign chorus at Angus King’s gubernatorial inauguration, we were on TV and made him cry and everything. Good to see him in the news instead of Paul fecking LePage.

LOL. I dropped out of the confirmation process at a Congregational church at 14, and I don’t think I’ll ever make sense of religion.

Thank you! Women across the land will be freed by your blow-blow-blink remedy for abortion-induced guilt.

Haha they are cute. Good idea re: the botox. My husband can move his brows separately, wiggle his ears, and flare his nostrils (another thing I have never been able to do). So either he has blessed facial muscles or mine are severely lacking.

Upon further investigation, apparently if I had bought directly from Ticketmaster (not TM+, which is their corporatized scalping platform), I’d possibly (not even sure) be eligible for a refund. But it’s devious and misleading and I HATE TICKETMASTER. The only tickets directly available from TM were the shittiest…

My BFF since 4th grade still can’t whistle. I can’t snap with my left hand. #lifegoals

I’m free!! Thank you. Here is a reenactment of the freeing process I undertook:

HALP please release me from my prison of guilt and shame (that I am now aware of) D:

WTF Janet. I was excited to see you in February. Disappointed it was moved to a weeknight, but not upset that it was rescheduled to August. Now you’re telling me the tour is postponed indefinitely but not cancelled? Don’t get me wrong, I support her decision, and everyone who wants to should start a family...but if…

I’ll believe it when I see (read) it. How many ways can she tell us that her mom is her hero? I never expect much from her interviews but I sure as hell spent $120 on a ticket to see from a quarter mile away at Gillette Stadium. If she doesn’t release an album though...

And their lights? And their showers? Does everyone have a generator that powers their whole house?

Chocolate for president! Would vote for this candidate.

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

I used to use a 1/4 teaspoon to scoop it out but now I just dig right in with my fingers. I live in Boston so it’s often cold and the honey solidifies, so you can soften in by rubbing it on your palm first, or now I just slap it on my cheeks first and push it around to get it warm and more spreadable. At first I was…

I should note that I don’t usually wear makeup. Crunchy Betty points out that it’s important to remove your make up before using the honey.

Thank you! Sleeves do make the best protection haha - I need a face sleeve!

Om nom nom face oil honey biscuit.

I always do this in the morning, and try to do it at night too... but if I’m tired I skip it and just rinse with water at night. When I started, I took the “Honey Challenge,” which was to try washing your face with honey both day and night for two weeks.