I think Brazil has enough to worry about rn

Hahah, basically!

An opportunity I will regret until the day I die.

You’ve missed the opportunity to use “A-poke-alypse”

Nikolai Nikiforov, the Russian government’s Communications Minister, speculated that Pokémon Go’s purpose is to “collect video-information” under the auspices of intelligence services-

In Russia, Pokemon Go catch's you.

They needed this guy on staff.

..that bar should be flickering, impassable and partially merged with the floor.

What does it do? Maaaybe something good... maaaybe something bad...

Steam then proceeds to check the game, and makes sure it complies with their quality standards.

All I got:

They need to hire this guy:

Push the Button Frank!

You know what the real problem is?

His re-election campaign will include Ultra Ball-only Pokestops and increased Snorlax spawn rates.

Reading your comment, I was like okay, good, uhumm ok... wait what? you don’t have a cell phone?

awwe look at all that trash, it reminds me of Philly!