Feel free to direct anyone else you're discussing this with to my comments for any clarification anytime. I'm actually even starting to consider maybe applying for a TED talk or something like that. It's amazing the things you pick up hanging around Kotaku comments for the past 7 years

LAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!

There's always going to be that likelihood that someone thinks about covering their tracks, but not everyone is so clever.

Maybe I should at some point.

That is true, but if someone fears repercussion for going to the police, I doubt 911 would be the way they go. They may go into the station in person, or dial the local non-emergency number to arrange a meeting with the police to anonymously provide details. And if their problem is with a police officer's conduct or…

Exactly. Thing is, the traditional usage of flaming refers primarily to "heated" arguments and usually over trivial stuff (like PC vs. Mac). Ultimately, the borderline for flaming was that it never extended beyond words and arguments.

I actually discussed this in an older Kotaku article about "the art of trolling" - where a self-proclaimed "troll" described some of their organized trolling antics (like throwing a Halo Calture the Flag match at the very end of it purely for laughs).

If you SUSPECT something and it turns out to be nothing, odds are you will say that you suspect something in your call to 911. You will also easily be able to provide 911 your OWN address and phone number in case they need to reach you (especially if there's a fire or medical emergency).

Some potential ideas and actual good uses a SmartBra could provide (that women may actually want):

Or breast cancer detection/prevention.

It's like there's some unspoken, primordial desire among Japanese to "out-cute" one another.

You're the mayor of a town filled with Pokemon villagers, tasked with growing berries and selling them at Ampharos' shop, to get new villagers you have to go into the tall grass and catch them, legendaries can only be spotted on certain holidays or events, you buy clothes and outfits at the shop run by the Sandslash…

The man on the right you probably recognize immediately and know exactly how wonderful and whimsical his films are.

This reminds me of the gag comics in "What's Michael". You had these two Yakuza characters that both had cat-related secrets they were trying to hide from all of their other Yakuza buddies.

Persona... Q?

Persona... Q?

Yeah, this guy needs a figure; hands down.

Gotta share this because anything Wreck-It-Ralph related requires his theme song:

I hope they get a figure for him soon!

Because toys. That's why.