Fun fact: The Korean word for pumpkin, ‘호박’, is pronounced ‘ho bag.’ Kind of fitting for Melania, if only because she’s married to a rotten jack-o-lantern.

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They used to be so hard to spot.  Now they shout it to everyone. 

$130,000.

Imagine being this angry at being told trans people are real

During Watergate, Art Buchwald made a list of responses for Nixon defenders— and it was a lot like today! “Everybody does it”, “It’s the press’s fault", “I’m tired of hearing about Watergate, it’s a nothing, nobody cares”, “McGovern would have lost anyway”, and of course, “What about Chappaquiddick?”....

Another American kink-shamed by the repressed left.

Well, it’s been in existence at least since 2015 ... though I think with a longer historical lens it’s easy to see places where it’s also sprung up and thrived on other continents.

Exactly that. Ben Franklin hang together hang separately something something … but some people don’t want to hear any of it till all of a sudden it’s the Leopards eating their face, even though they voted for the Leopards Face-Eating Party and they were spouting “it won’t be that bad”…

Too much gristle and fat.

Congratulations on the most flaccid take on this article.

“our friend David”

Shut up, nerds.
- Cthulhu

“Juul Labs does not believe the cases have merit and will be defending them vigorously,” a Juul spokeperson told Gizmodo via email.

You could just join Twitter.

#Preach

I’m thinking a still-suit would be better! Put all that sweat to good use by turning it back into drinking water (just think how much money you’d save not going to Starbucks after every time you finished sweating out another pint).

Man, this would be so awesome if we lived in a time and place where actions had consequences.

Clown in space, because he obviously intentionally sneaks into the spaceship to stalk you. It’s scarier when you’re a target.