The cult of personality has to stop.

It’s a video game, not a history textbook.

“Maybe we need to look at limiting the entrances and exits into our schools.” Then he went all-in with this very bad solution, which is also a serious fire hazard: “Had there been one single entrance possibly for every student, maybe he would have been stopped.”

How can Jarvanka just STAND THERE AND SMILE?! Do they just have a running singsong going in their heads going, “Except meee~~~~and the kids~~”

Guys Kratos has always been a goof.

But the committee will have to be aware of the beast that is AI, and all that it entails.

Dude wasn’t masquerading as a cop, he was a cop.

The trump administration isn’t even coherent enough to play tic tac toe.

This is a gross underestimation of the religious right’s ability to make exceptions for themselves.

Sorry, magmatic.

Hey you don’t need cleavage to get interbedded.

Being a geology undergrad does not make you a geologist. You can also be a geologist without an undergraduate degree in geology.

As a geologist, I can tell you that from the perspective of a geologist, women find me very handsome and attractive.

Ben Carson has a medical background, not a science background. They are not the same.

Did you locate all your loved ones before turning their living space into a killzone?

If the show takes place in a future where most rich men spend about a year of their lives as five-year-old boys, then it should not be a problem.

This is a comically autistic response to the concept of non-human personhood.

It’s a bit absurd to criticize a particular generation for the educational policies enacted by the previous generation, don’t you think?

Every other generation has been fucking stupid as well.

Yeah, it’s not like the right wing americans are obsessed with dredging up ancient history. Oh fucking wait.