Yaaaaaaaassss. I’m so here for this new crop of teen and YA black celebs getting all up in their afro-futurist feels and daring to be weird in public. There’s room for that and I am SO EXCITED to see what kind of work they’ll be putting out into the world as they get older.

It is ELITE shade and I’m here for it. Lol.

“We don’t know why exactly the Carters didn’t attend Kimye’s wedding, but most reputable sources point to the fact that they didn’t want to be filmed or involved in madness of the E! circus and also that neither is a huge fan of Kim. [Period. End of Sentence.]”

When I taught, I got called into the office when a parent caught me buying beer and tampons at the grocery store.

I firmly believe that all Back-to-School nights should feature at least one ritualistic slaying of a busy-body parent to set an example to the rest of them that they can fuck right the hell on off and stop thinking that public schools are your personal daycares for your kids.

And this is exactly why my dad made me learn how to change my own tire, he knew I’d never be able to count on a man to do it for me.

All those people who left racist/classist comments about Jay Z earlier today, I wonder if any of them will be commenting on this article. Stay classy Jez readers.

Oops. Looks like Jay Z did actually donate to the Marina Abramović’s Institute.

Marina is a ghost now that Jay got the receipts out.

The MOST adorable.

Well, first of all, men are rounding up and women are rounding down. The other main factor is that women have an impetus to stick with a FWB that’s a known quantity and not just go hunt strange. Reason 1: starting a new relationship with a man is slightly more risky in terms of interpersonal violence. Reason 2:…

So basically both Divas did what they do best:

To top it all off ... He said his name was Saneil and that he comes from the “Indian American community.” Saneil. And she was surprised when he turned out to be ... Indian American.

I wish someone would do a long think piece on the fall of Robin Thicke. When he was an obscure, blue-eyed soul singer who could pack a theater full of sistas, butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. His reputation was limited to being a little coke-y, but utterly devoted to his high school sweetheart turned wife, Paula…

Diane is a revelation. I love her Seinfeld/Newman beef with Charlie.

You don’t see what the big deal is when some white dude claims a piece of land he has no connection to other than “I want it” in a continent utterly ravished by that very mentality? There really is no point in continuing this...whatever this is.

I love how her sad excuse for an apology completely misses the point. You called out all the black people as rude and awful for leaving by mistake, despite the fact that white people are leaving too and many black people were still seated. This is the racist part, lady.

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

This race thing is just so stupid.

Kenan totally cheated with a clip from Mighty Ducks. Even Reese used an actual candid video.