The teenaged children! They terrify me. They’re all bigger than me and their brains don’t work right.

Maybe I’m not far enough out, but I really, really remember it.

I have at least 8 years of anecdotal experience in college to prove this as well, surrounded by people who feel they are just the absolute epitome of tolerant and who are actually all assholes.

Actually it’s the other way around but interesting that you assumed it was his mom that is white. It’s not. His dad is white. How much do you really know about him if you are getting that wrong.

Those bitches can barely attempt a roll.

I gotta disagree with you — no one who is stupid enough to be offended by this actually rocks. I deny them their rock-status.

I also don't think Joan dresses provocative at work. She has a large chest but that's nature. I don't ever recall her showing tons of cleavage and she's always behaved quite professional so I'm not sure why Peggy tried shaming her.

I don't really get why people are getting all pissy about Tidal. Honestly, artists should get a bigger piece of the pie for the stuff they create. If you don't want to support JayZ's fortune then don't buy, stream, or listen to his stuff. But don't go calling people uppity for wanting a fair share of something…

There’s sooooo much bullshit to parse through here, but the eyelashes thing really threw me since I know plenty of black folks with super long, curly lashes.

mathlete captain of Calabasas High and Amber Rose’s Instagram buddy.

Well, to be clear, the n-word is a "mocking variation" of the n-word. "Wigger" is a fun portmanteau that allows white people to smoothly call black people the n-word while stunt maligning other white people.

Netflix + masturbation> Sex - Netflix. #sorrynotsorry

You wear more than me. Rub wet washcloth on face, rub drugstore moisturizer into skin, brush teeth, put on deodorant. Fin.

I feel like she shaded herself.

No. Kylie is just too young, naive and somewhat stupid to realize what he did was NOTHING to brag about.

It's always been my dream that my boyfriend would lack imagination and get me the same gifts he's gotten previous girlfriends. I mean, if I'm really lucky I'll get the engagement ring his ex-fiancee gave back to him.

Memes>Emojis.

I love memes and I refuse to apologize.

Fun Fact: Don't trust people who don't curse.

TOO MANY ETHNICS ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN STAHHPP.