Just to clarify, his mother is a black Xhosa woman and his father is white.

I was about to post a similar comment about the “problematic articles”, with all the fucks included too, but you have basically done it for me.

Awkward considering they did a scene about how Dawn and Shirley get mixed up by all their white co-workers even though they don't look alike at all.

I want to star this over and over and over again.

All I want to know is how old is this child because I’m assuming that she’s actually named after Beyoncé. Especially considering that the original’s name is a variation of her mother’s maiden name.

This is why I’m a pessimist.

The Jenner child's potential shade is exactly the kind I would never want to put out because it would leave me open to the obvious "But bitch you have a copy" tweet. There shall be no clapback.

LMAO. I don't know anything about One Direction, so I've been waiting for a reference, specifically using B2K, that I could understand. I didn't even care about B2K either. Except J-Boog.

Emojis is in the lead? How? Why?

Not gonna lie, in the Internet Social division I can't decide between Memes or Eggplant Friday.

This scene in the elevator was probably one of my favorites. Although it's framed as a reaction from him being off his meds, Andre was allowed to voice his grievances to someone besides his wife. There wasn't any scheming or sexual manipulation. Once Jamal figured out how to calm him I was definitely past the "eyes…

There was also a Friends before there was a Friends. Oh, the 90s.

I loved this show when I was a kid. The older sibling used to throw me off; he was clearly not part of the gang.

Well, they did have Michaela say, "or bi or whatever".

Right! Why would they do this? Fix this please.

If you can't trust your eyes how can you trust your ears?! I'm going to go listen to 90s R&B.

My internet connection died as soon as Sam got on the phone. That was the moment I figured out it was Frank. I won $50, so I feel much better about not being able to post it on the internet before the reveal.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Oliver!

Which works because it's keeping me from figuring out what's going on. I want to say Rebecca or Sam because it seems obvious and like one of those things writers do to throw you off. These characters are the obvious choice so of course you'll think they did it and that's why they didn't do it, but that's why they did!…

I've never heard a Taylor Swift song. All I know about her has either come from the Kanye incident and adultosaur's posts. Because she has now entered this dress debate on the wrong side, she's barred from ever being seen as right.