I'm going to start saying, "good luck with your asparagus" to end arguments.

"He looks like my uncle . . . Tom."

I knew I'd heard that somewhere/seen that idea before. Thank you.

And the internet will provide*. Almost 3 years sooner than needed.

My streak of picking a Super Bowl winner was broken last night, after being right for the last 15+ years. This video helps. Some.

Fuck, I love Hari. Where is his Netflix special?!

This has always made me wonder what white people think black people are made of if they can't understand that the power of the sun affects us.

Either a set up or an episode of "What Would You Do?"

I can't remember when he started telling that story, I just remember being a kid and thinking he was lying because I'd never heard of a newborn turning their head. He didn't mention the movie Alien, that was me including the visual reference for the post, but he did say I looked like an alien because I was just a head…

My dad told me that as they pulled my head from my mom her stomach closed around my neck. For awhile I was a little head with massive amounts of curly black hair sticking out from her being, oscillating my head, like a scene from Alien. My mother cannot confirm or deny this story because she said she would not look. I…

I don't know why, but listening to Thor Hemsworth speak made me miss Heath Ledger.

Ha! This correction cracks me up because before I saw it I thought it was put here for comparison.

I think Kenzo is a little Lee Hounsou.

It's adorable as hell that there is a set of clothes on display on the site named after the characters from Girlfriends.

It's like he's not even letting his hands hit.

Shade Court makes me want to watch "Got 2B Real" all over again. I'm going to post this while I go back to the beginning.

I've wanted that KitchenAid mixer in the back for like a year now.

Now I shall post relevant gifs

"Daddy" was her ode to being a daddy's girl.