Seeing ratchet on Jezebel is like seeing twerk on Buzzfeed. Like what are you doing? Why are you doing it? And who told you to?

Meh. I rather be named Blue than Kaidence. Subjective taste and what have you.

Wait a minute. This isn't official. Especially if your source (MTVuk) is using MediaTakeOut as the source. I'll wait.

I walked in on a friend during lunch. He had my dark blue jeans shredded in a bowl with alfredo sauce. Al dente.

Glad we've finally landed on "jweats". The other article had "jeweatpants" and all I kept reading was "jew.eat.pants". Didn't think that one rolled off the tongue.

I stopped watching after the season they killed Jesus.

Yea, 5+ years later and now it's on every (non-black focused) website I visit.

When it pans out and just becomes a sea of brown with the very white fleck in the middle . . .

Several thoughts, based only from the clips I've been able to see.

Kshortle*, I've stopped commenting under my old screenname because I gave up on Jezebel a while ago, but when I come through I always appreciate that you're still here.

This is exactly what I said when I heard about this story. Every woman in my family, since at least my grandma, has said that during/after a dispute.

I know Brain was supposed to be Black; he celebrates Kwanzaa.

I knew I was going to be playing this song on repeat once I watched this video weeks ago.

1.) That's Trey Songz. 2.) I will not share. You've come too late to the game.

All I see is a shirtless Trey Songz. This is basically enough for me to see this rom com. That and Boris Kodjoe.

This is why I stand strong in my love for Stefan.

Your response is my favorite.

Now I just really want to know what the original post was.

Thin Sharpton has always seemed strange to me. His head looks placed on another's body in this picture.

All I'm seeing here is Elisha Cuthbert. I've never noticed this before. I need more "Happy Endings" in my life.