It is her thigh gap that confuses me.

Oh, he’d be offended if no one laughed. He swears they ate the pig for supper that night, but I believe the adults were pulling his leg on that one. He’s really attached to the idea that he got his first taste of vengeance in pork form.

UGH the comments on the facebook post. Why was I dumb enough to look??

This is so, so much better than anything else I have seen from this era. Fried potato balls! Un-jell-0-ed fresh fruit! BACON! No aspic, green mayonnaise, or calves’ brains in sight!

One of my husband’s favourite anecdotes is about being run down and knocked unconscious by a pig when he was four. He didn’t try to get out of the way because his association with piggies was Piglet.

but the coresare also delicious, just woody.

Would you like me to ruin him for you?

Thank goodness for responses like this. I keep telling myself I’m going to stop lurking about this place with every crappy change they make, but I keep coming back because the comments section feels like a rare bright spot of sanity in the world these days.

I will hand it to the photoshopper - putting a foreskin on her thumb did make me stop and look at a picture of Megan Fox.

Fair enough. I will admit that it’s entirely plausible that *they* felt it was more sensational because of a baby bump. Although this would have been before the campaign had anything to do with it.

It just makes me sad that those are seen as the two options for a woman presenting herself in a sexy way while pregnant. The pregnancy can’t just be irrelevant.

Curious how you think pregnancy relates your point.

All I see is Pyat Pree.

I had not read this. Saying thank you for pointing it out seems like the wrong response when reading it makes me so ragey.

In my mind, the parents are absolutely to blame, but the Alberta health care system has a lot of explaining to do. Another kid’s life could still be saved by getting some fucking pediatric intubation kits in those fucking ambulances, and we should not ignore that.

Their naturopath is now being investigated.

I would agree with this, except that being too stiff to bend into a seat is way, way more serious than any fever. So is being too lethargic to take fluids without an eye-dropper. And definitely involuntary repetitive movements should have anyone calling an ambulance.

She mentioned croup the first time, which made some sense to treat at home. She mentioned meningitis the second time, and the mother acknowledged that she administered tests she found on the internet and all signs were positive for meningitis. He was so stiff they couldn’t put him in a car seat, and they still didn’t…

I do believe they loved their son. I don’t think they are capable of a level of rational thought that would make them safe guardians for dependents, but am also unsure that their other children’s odds in life would be improved in foster care. In a perfect world, we would have some kind of option where loving but…

It is true that he didn’t have a fever the whole time and some of his symptoms could have been confusing. But if your child is too sick to take fluids without an eyedropper, you get them to a doctor. If your child is too sick to do more than moan, you get them to a doctor. If your child is having apparently…